March 2013

Seorang isteri mengadu pada suaminya…..”bang badan saya sakit-sakit”….lalu suami berkata….”itu la buat kerja banyak sangat, sakit urat kot”.

Seorang isteri mengadu…”bang saya rasa pening rasa nak pitam”…lalu suami berkata….”dah lah tu…makan panadol…..penat sangat tuh”.

Seorang isteri mengadu…..”bang duit belanja dapur dah habis”….lalu suami berkata…”aik…kan baru bagi lagi …takkan dah habis…pening la macam ni”.

Seorang isteri mengadu…”bang saya rasa penat nak bersama”….lalu suami berkata…”ala asyik penat jer….stress betul”.

Seorang isteri mengadu …..”bang badan saya kebelakangan ni rasa sejuk-sejuk jer, kenapa?”...lalu suami berkata…..”nak demam kot”.

Seorang isteri mengajak…..”bang boleh bawak saya bergi buat check –up tak”…lalu suami berkata….”lain kali la…abang busy…lain kali kita pergi”.

Seorang isteri memohon…..”bang….boleh bagi saya cuti satu hari….saya nak berehat…abang bawak anak keluar…saya betul-betul dah penat”….suami berkata…..”alaaaa…abangpun penat juga”.

Walhal seorang suami waktu cutinya boleh tidur selama mana diingini…..

Namun suatu hari….

Si isteri merayu sambil menangis….”Bang sempena hari ibu ni saya nak minta satu permintaan, boleh tolong saya tak? Tolong bawa anak-anak keluar sekejap tak saya nak tidur”.

Lalu melihat kan airmata dan rayuan isteri tadi suami bersetuju….”baiklah abang bawak pergi rumah mak…nanti petang abang balik”.

Namun, sekembalinya suami ke rumah……si isteri dilihat tidur dengan nyenyak dan apabila dikejutkan si isteri rupanya telah tidur untuk selamanya…..

Akhirnya suami tadi sedar tapi segalanya dah terlambat baginya….

SAYANG….abang mintak maaf….

Bila SAYANG mengadu sakit2 badan…. Abang sangkakan SAYANG sakit urat…..tapi penyakit itu telah menular dan menyakiti SAYANG di segenap nadi SAYANG….

Bila SAYANG mengadu pening dan rasa nak pitam…abang sangkakan…..penyakit biasa dan suruh SAYANG telan panadol jer….

Bila SAYANG mengadu duit belanja dapur dah habis…abang bising cakap abang pening kepala pikul beban sorang-sorang…walhal SAYANG juga pening memikirkan macamana nak berjimat sampai SAYANG nak beli keperluan SAYANGpun tak cukup….sampai SAYANG nak beli barang-barang peribadi SAYANG pun susah….sampai SAYANG nak menggantikan pakaian dalaman SAYANG sebulan satu pun tak der….

Bila SAYANG mengadu penat nak bersama…..abang selalu marah2 dan berhasrat nak cari lain…walhal sel-sel badan SAYANG dah x mampu nak tanggung beban tugas seharian SAYANG di rumah….

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Professor : You are a Muslim, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

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tolong jaga...jaga..apayer.?jaga lah diri mu wahai wanita dengan sebaik-baiknya.

jaga aurat,jaga pemakaian,jaga pergaulan..dan jagalah semuanya kerana ia adalah amanah dari Allah untuk kite.

checklist:setakat mana pemakaian kite?kenapa aku cakap macam itu?sudah banyak kali mungkin kalian semua sudah maklum bahawa pakaian wanita muslimah itu perlulah labuh,tidak jarang,longgar dsb.please!!jangan ambil mudah tentang aurat atau penampilan kite kerana ia akan mengundang banyak masalah terutamanya kepada lelaki2 yang mempunyai masalah.Masalah apa?masalah nafsu yang kuat.
percaya atau tidak?lelaki memang akan tertarik pada wanita.Malah mereka akan mudah teransang apabila melihat wanita cantik.Itu belum lagi kalau wanita itu tidak menutup aurat dengan sempurna.Imaginasi mereka sangatlah tajam sehinggakan mereka boleh menelanjangkan kite (walaupun ketika itu kite sedang berpakaian),sangat memalukan!!. kenapa ini terjadi?dimana silapnya?ia berpunca dari pemakaian kite sendiri yang mana tidak menepati syariat.bagaimana cara untuk mengelak ia berlaku?jangan ambil mudah dengan pemakaian dan aurat kite.jangan mudah mempercayai sesiapapun lelaki yang kite kawan.berhati-hati kerana mungkin kite boleh menyebabkan mereka teransang!!nauzubillah.akibat dari tidak mematuhi syariat agama?apabila kite ambil mudah tentang aurat kite,Allah tidak akan menjaga aib kite.Buktinya,gambar2 seksi kite di FB mungkin sedang dicuri oleh anasir2 jahat ini.Adakah kite suke orang lain komen tentang struktur badan kite..yang mana mereka langsung tidak layak mengomen /menatap gambar kite itu!!
kesannya?
sebelum ini ,aku ada buat entry :http://www.jiakreatifelt.com/2012/08/hati-hatigambar-anda-dicuri.htmldan alhmadulilah,page ini berjaya direport
2 page terbaru yang berkenaan dengan keaiban wanita.SANGAT MEMALUKAN DAN MENGAIBKAN.bayangkan jika ada gambar kite sendiri yang tidak menutup aurat dan gambar kawan2 kite,saudara2 kite...tolong bantu untuk report page ini.https://www.facebook.com/ModalMelancapGadisCantik?fref=tshttps://www.facebook.com/pages/Modal-melancap-lelaki/285468748219334?fref=ts
p/s: jika kite tidak mahu perkara ini berlaku..ia bermula dari kite sendiri.tolong berhati-hati dalam berpakaian dan ingatlah perintah Allah kepada wanita semua untuk mejaga aurat sebaik2nya ada hikmahNya...kite sebagai hamba wajib taat.Pasti ada ganjarannya.:)

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